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ExoCross – Build 15551072

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#4765 ExoCross Build 15551072


Genres/Tags: Racing, Physics-based, Third-person, 3D
Company: iRacing.com Motorsport Simulations
Languages: ENG/MULTI5
Requires Windows 10+
Original Size: 4.8 GB
Repack Size: 3.9 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on ExoCross-RUNE ISO release: rune-exocross.iso (5,139,824,640 bytes)
  • Game version: Steam BuildID 15551072
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Slightly smaller archive size (compressed from 4.8 to 3.9 GB)
  • Installation takes 4-12 minutes (depending on your system)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 5 GB
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses XTool library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Nestled within galaxy NGC 43324 lies the earth-like planet Proteus, the home of ExoCross! Take on a (literally) out-of-this-world racing challenge featuring wild off-road terrain, powerful open-wheel vehicles, slipstream-powered boosts, and unparalleled handling, and see if you can become the greatest off-road racer in the galaxy!

4CPT physics: Fully-simulated chassis and suspension components and a soft-body tire model create realistic weight transfer and understeer/oversteer. Bring your rallying and off-road skills to Proteus and you’ll be rewarded!

Slipstream and boosts: Put the power down in the right places to charge past your opponents, or slot in behind them to recharge your boost as quickly as possible.

Three unique cars: Take the wheel of three distinct cars, each more challenging and powerful than the last. Start off in the approachable Vulcan XC-1500, enhance your skills in the more powerful Orion XC-3000, and see if you’ve got what it takes to master the fire-breathing Titan XC-7000.

Dozens of circuits: Do battle on 19 distinct track layouts—each raceable in both directions—across four unique zones. From desert-like sands to forest dirt, pavement, and even a track high above the ground, you’ve never seen racing like this.

AI Racing and Career Mode: Advance through six racing series, two per car, to establish yourself as the top driver in ExoCross, going into battle with challenging AI opponents in up to 10-race seasons. Just want to pick up and play? Pick any car and track combo you want and hit the track!

Challenge Mode: Take on 48 unique challenges across all four zones and showcase your top speed against a global leaderboard.

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BAKERU: Soundtrack Edition + Bonus OST

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#4764 BAKERU: Soundtrack Edition + Bonus OST


Genres/Tags: Arcade, Third-person, 3D, Japanese
Companies: Good-Feel, Spike Chunsoft
Languages: ENG/MULTI4
Original Size: 4.7 GB
Repack Size: 2.8 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on BAKERU-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-bakeru.iso (5,043,769,344 bytes)
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • Bonus OST in WAV format nullified, NOTHING re-encoded; Bonus OST in MP3 format is included by default
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from 4.7 to 2.8 GB)
  • Installation takes 2-6 minutes (depending on your system)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 5.7 GB
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses XTool library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Disaster strikes Japan!

Oracle Saitaro and his Festival Troops are using a bizarre festival to take over Japan. Bakeru travels to 47 Japanese prefectures to free Japan from the grip of evil spirits!

Spectacular action set in fairy tale Japan!

Bakeru takes place in “Fairy Tale Japan,” a mix of modern Japan and old period dramas, which is divided into more than 50 stages.

Battle on with Bakeru’s drum!
A secret treasure passed down by Tanuki Clan. It is said to be able to purify evil spirits. Fight through enemies and traps with simple controls!

Transform into fairy tale heroes!
By obtaining a Henge License, Bakeru can transform into whoever gave him the license. Transform into famous Japanese heroes like Kintaro and Momotaro to use their skills and abilities.

Game Features

  • Play as Bakeru and use your “Henge” powers of transformation to overcome stage obstacles and enemies.
  • Features over 47 stages based on the prefectures of Japan, each with their own unique motifs.
  • Includes variant stages where you transform into a vehicle and race off or take to the skies for air combat!
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Three Alpha One Nine – v1.2.5.2 + Windows 7 Fix

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#4763 Three Alpha One Nine v1.2.5.2 + Windows 7 Fix


Genres/Tags: Arcade, Jump and run, Third-person, 3D
Company:
Language: ENG
Original Size: 10 GB
Repack Size: 6.6 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on Three.Alpha.One.Nine-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-three.alpha.one.nine.iso (10,699,780,096 bytes)
  • Game version: v1.2.5.2
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from 10 to 6.6 GB)
  • Installation takes 8-45 minutes (depending on your system)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 9.8 GB
  • Repack uses compression library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
3A19 is a challenging, modern approach to platformers and adventure.

You’ll play as 3A19, a specialized robot designed by IMI Energy Solutions to collect Energy Cells located throughout time and space.

On your adventure you will encounter various enemies and tricky environments that will test your abilities to the limits.

Your employer, IMI, will keep you updated on your progress, rank your time and damage limitation skills, as well as reward you for your continued excellence.

Be on the lookout for your fallen comrades and their SSD Drives they have left behind. Each one will contain a new insight into IMI’s working conditions.

Every second counts, every jump needs attention, and every cell needs to be collected for the betterment of all humankind.

Are you up for the test?

Game Features

  • 20 Main levels, each with their own unique locale and soundtrack
  • 20 Hardcore variations of each level with new music, new aesthetics, and significantly harder difficulty.
  • Hidden “SSD Drives” that reveal hints to 3A19 and IMI’s purpose.
  • Unlockable challenge levels to test your skills INCLUDING a round-based arena.
  • Numerous enemy types and obstacles
  • Integrated Sprint, Jump, and Boost system allowing for fast pace, free-flowing motion
  • Switchable camera system for streamlined play
  • 17+ customization unlocks and ranking system to reward speed, precision, and curiosity
  • Planned FREE content each month including more levels, unlocks, and features

How to play on Windows 7?

  • Run “KexSetup_x64Rel.exe” from “_Windows 7 Fix” folder and install that extension
  • Open “ThreeAlphaOneNine\Binaries\Win64\ThreeAlphaOneNine-Win64-Shipping.exe” file properties in Explorer, then “VxKex” tab
  • Check “Enable VxKex for this program” and “Report a different version of Windows, Windows 10” checkboxes, Apply, OK
  • Run the game as usual
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Motel Manager Simulator

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#4762 Motel Manager Simulator


Genres/Tags: Lifestyle, First-person, 3D
Company: Denzone Games
Languages: ENG/MULTI3
Original Size: 2.5 GB
Repack Size: 1.6 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on Motel.Manager.Simulator-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-motel.manager.simulator.iso (2,651,070,464 bytes)
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Smaller archive size (compressed from 2.5 to 1.6 GB)
  • Installation takes 1-5 minutes (depending on your system)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 2.3 GB
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses compression library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Become the manager of a motel alongside a shop and a gas station. Build, renovate, expand and grow your business to attract more customers. Clean, design and furnish your rooms. Choose styles, color schemes, equipments and decorations to create a unique atmosphere and get the maximum revenue possible. Keep your shop shelves full of products that travellers might need.

Design your rooms (floor, walls and roof) and furnish them, keep them clean to satisfy your customers. You will have a lot of choices so bring your creative ideas to life.

Provide every product you can. Order, stock in warehouse and keep track of the prices to make profit. Design your shop as you wish and keep it clean, otherwise customers will leave immediately. Place different shelves and fridges inside your shop and keep them full.

High popularity means more customers and high rating means happy to pay customers. Make sure you serve them in time and provide every thing they need. Customers are always right.

At some point you will not be able to run everything by yourself. Cash register, fuel pump, cleaning, motel check in/out and shelf filling are a lot of work. But don’t worry, you can build a staff room and hire people to help you with all of it. But you will have to do the management and be the boss.

Order shipments of products/equipment and every thing you need run your motel. Set prices for shop products and room renting. Give your employees assignments and make sure you’re paying them.

Expand your business to serve more customers and make more profit, three fuel pumps are better than just one as long as there are customers to serve, so make sure to invest in the right place.

You can add a lot of ideas to your motel, such as payphones and vending machines to make more money. Or build a bus station to attract more customers. You can even place ads in your motel area to generate more cash (if you have the required popularity).

Game Features

  • Renovate, clean, furnish and expand an abandoned motel.
  • Design your rooms and equip them and make them ready to accept guests.
  • Order shipments, fill shelves with different products.
  • Hire employees to help you in your journey.
  • Manage your stock, prices and upgrade your work places.
  • Serve customers and keep them satisfied.
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Chronicles of Sagrea + Windows 7 Fix

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#4761 Chronicles of Sagrea + Windows 7 Fix


Genres/Tags: Action, Third-person, 3D
Company: Luis Cobo Hurtado
Languages: RUS/ENG/MULTI4
Original Size: 32.6 GB
Repack Size: 11.2 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on Chronicles.Of.Sagrea-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-chronicles.of.sagrea.iso (35,047,612,416 bytes)
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from 32.6 to 11.2 GB)
  • Installation takes 2-7 minutes (depending on your system)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 32.4 GB
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses compression library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Chronicles Of Sagrea is an action-adventure game set in a medieval fantasy world in which you’ll experience a thrilling journey through different locations across Sagrea as you discover the details of the story and confront numerous threats.

It has been a long time since the gods ceased to walk among mortals and Sagrea is in a tense situation due to the rivalry of its two main kingdoms.

Meanwhile, in the east the roads are no longer safe and merchants who go into the frontier never return. Rumors say that a dangerous group of looters could be behind these events. The King of Thodgar, focused on his war efforts against the Kingdom of Arthosh, ignores the requests of the locals to send reinforcements to investigate the matter. Therefore, a reward has been set for whoever is able to find them and defeat their leader. As an adventurer who likes a challenge, you have accepted the contract. Will there be something else behind these events?

Three playable characters
Choose between three characters to start your adventure: Kholdir the barbarian, Zeira the Amazon or Sir Edric the knight, each with their own characteristics, specialized in particular types of weapons and having different attack combos.

Intense combat system
Face your enemies, dodge, block and use devastating combos to finish them off. Each weapon has its own special attack and each character has his own set of combos that you can unlock and improve using ability points, obtained by increasing your experience level as you progress in your journey.

Exploration
Enter fortresses, ancient ruins or catacombs and try to be cautious of any dangers you may encounter. Your only aid will be your own skills and the steel of your weapon.

How to play on Windows 7?

  • Run “KexSetup_x64Rel.exe” from “_Windows 7 Fix” folder and install that extension
  • Open “ChroniclesOfSagrea\Binaries\Win64\ChroniclesOfSagrea-Win64-Shipping.exe” file properties in Explorer, then “VxKex” tab
  • Check “Enable VxKex for this program” and “Report a different version of Windows, Windows 10” checkboxes, Apply, OK
  • Copy all DLLs from “_Windows 7 Fix\Additional DLLs” to “ChroniclesOfSagrea\Binaries\Win64\” folder
  • Run the game as usual
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The Casting of Frank Stone: Deluxe Edition + 2 DLCs

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#4760 The Casting of Frank Stone: Deluxe Edition + 2 DLCs


Genres/Tags: Interactive movie, QTE, Third-person, 3D, Horror
Companies: Supermassive Games, Behaviour Interactive
Languages: RUS/ENG/MULTI15
Requires Windows 10+
Original Size: 44.9 GB
Repack Size: 32.3 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on The_Casting_of_Frank_Stone-FLT ISO release: flt-the_casting_of_frank_stone.iso (48,256,389,120 bytes)
  • 2 DLCs (Pre-Order Content and Deluxe Content) are included and activated
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Smaller archive size (compressed from 44.9 to 32.3 GB)
  • Installation is relatively slow and takes from 26 minutes (on 24-threads CPU) up to 2 hours (on 4-threads CPU)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 46.4 GB
  • Language can be changed in “Engine\Binaries\ThirdParty\Steamworks\Steamv153\Win64\flt.ini” file or in game settings
  • Repack uses compression library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
The storytelling prowess of Supermassive Games meets the Dead by Daylight universe in a haunting horror game that won’t soon be forgotten.

The shadow of Frank Stone looms over Cedar Hills, a town forever altered by his violent past. As a group of young friends are about to discover, Stone’s blood-soaked legacy cuts deep, leaving scars across families, generations, and the very fabric of reality itself.

A Mystery of Cosmic Proportions
In the depths of an Oregon steel mill, the gruesome crimes of a sadistic killer spawn horrors beyond comprehension. Delve into the mystery of Cedar Hills alongside an original cast of characters bound together on a twisted journey where nothing is quite as it seems.

Choose Your Fate
Every decision you make shapes the story and impacts the fate of the characters within it. Brimming with emotional gut-punches and high-stakes horror, discover how a simple decision can become a truly heart-wrenching dilemma.

An Immersive Nightmare
For those who find comfort in the unknown, and glee in the grotesque, Supermassive Games’ cinematic storytelling brings new levels of emotion, immersion, and intensity to this darkly rich universe.

A World Beyond The Fog
Experience a never-before-seen look at the wider world of Dead by Daylight, Behaviour Interactive’s acclaimed multiplayer horror game. Filled with spine-chilling twists, this dark original tale is certain to haunt you long after it’s over.

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Tobla: Divine Path – Build 15418311

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#4305 Updated Tobla: Divine Path Build 15418311


Genres/Tags: Logic, Puzzle, First-person, 3D
Company: Nementic Games
Languages: ENG/MULTi9
Original Size: 1.8 GB
Repack Size: 1.1 GB

(previously known as A Divine Guide To Puzzle Solving)

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Repack Features

  • Based on Tobla.Divine.Path-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-tobla.divine.path.iso (1,978,308,608 bytes)
  • Game version: Steam BuildID 15418311
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from 1.8 to 1.1 GB)
  • Installation takes 1-2 minutes
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 1.8 GB
  • Language can be changed in “Tobla – Divine Path_Data\Plugins\x86_64\tenoke.ini” file
  • Repack uses XTool library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Master creative puzzles and find your way home!

Tobla – Divine Path offers creative puzzle gameplay, a story inspired by classics like Portal™, and enchanting visual design. As Mort, the mortal chosen by the cunning goddess Tobla, you solve physics-based puzzles, face condescending remarks, and try to stop Tobla’s plans.

Tobla – Divine Path is set in a breathtaking world of floating islands and fiery abysses, overseen by the enigmatic goddess Tobla. Explore lush green oases and hellish landscapes as you puzzle your way through the goddess’s mystical challenges.

Game Features

  • Solve exciting, physics-based puzzles by swapping cubes, rolling spheres, and using bombs to overcome tricky obstacles and pass Tobla’s trials.
  • Face off against the cheeky goddess Tobla and tackle her condescending remarks while mastering the challenging puzzle creations.
  • Experience a compact adventure, perfect for an afternoon or evening filled with challenging puzzles and exciting scenarios.
  • Enjoy a humorous story marked by clever puzzles and a manipulative narrator.
  • Discover focused puzzle mechanics in an indie game that concentrates on the essentials and impresses with well-thought-out puzzle elements.

Backwards Compatibility

This repack IS NOT backwards compatible with my previous A Divine Guide To Puzzle Solving repack.

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Kamikaze Lassplanes – v1.1.0

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#4759 Kamikaze Lassplanes v1.1.0


Genres/Tags: Arcade, Shoot ’em up, Visual novel, Side
Company: Inky Dreams
Languages: ENG/JAP
Original Size: 5.4 GB
Repack Size: 1 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on Kamikaze.Lassplanes-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-kamikaze.lassplanes.iso (5,766,596,608 bytes)
  • Game version: v1.1.0
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from 5.4 to 1 GB)
  • Installation takes 2-11 minutes (depending on your system)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 5.4 GB (12.8 GB during installation)
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses XTool library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Kamikaze Lassplanes is a brand new mix of Visual Novel and SHMUP with crucial story-branching decisions that lead to different gameplay and story outcomes, both for war, romance, and the protagonists’ fate.

Meet and fall for Alba TrossĂ© and Hannah Brandenburg – charismatic Lassplanes who transform into deadly war planes you pilot. Face the Imperial fleet together in challenging arcade shoot-’em-up encounters and discover the secret behind their mysterious origin.

But will the gift prove to be a curse?

Dive into an engaging, dark story about exploring humanity in a world where every rose has its thorn, and every tool can become a weapon. When nothing is as it seems, your beliefs are shattered as you uncover the truth—and perhaps you’ll pay the ultimate price for it.

Decide the fate of your kingdom and your heart.

Game Features

  • Unlock various endings that will reveal different faces of Alba and Hannah.
  • Discover and collect a gallery of beautiful, hand-drawn ecchi illustrations.
  • Challenge yourself in Arcade mode and beat records.
  • Control the lethal Lassplanes in various missions set in a fully 3D environment.
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Why don’t they laugh? v1.08 + Windows 7 Fix

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#4758 Why don’t they laugh? v1.08 + Windows 7 Fix


Genres/Tags: Exploration, First-person, 3D, Horror
Company: Cornfield Games
Languages: RUS/ENG/UKR
Original Size: 20.9 GB
Repack Size: 14.3 GB

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Repack Features

  • Based on Why.dont.they.laugh-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-why.dont.they.laugh.iso (22,437,107,712 bytes)
  • Game version: v1.08
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from 20.9 to 14.3 GB)
  • Installation takes from 18 minutes (on 24-threads CPU) up to 1.5 hours (on 4-threads CPU)
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 20.5 GB
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses XTool library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
  • Repack by FitGirl
Game Description
Welcome to Kensingtons’ Manor

A young lady named April arrives at an old manor in Maine to assist the Kensington circus dynasty’s last heir in preparation for selling his family home. While carrying out tasks for this cheerful old man, she unwillingly learns more about his family’s history and gets dragged into the family disputes of his relatives… who seemed to have died long ago.

Why has young Thomas left his parents’ house 50 years ago and never contacted his parents again? What events led to the most famous circus house in America being forgotten? And what sacrifices sometimes need to be made to become a famous performer?

Explore the manor and pay attention to all the details you find there.

After all, only you can determine how this story ends.

How to play on Windows 7?

  • Run “KexSetup_x64Rel.exe” from “_Windows 7 Fix” folder and install that extension
  • Open “Kensington_Hall\Binaries\Win64\Kensington_Hall.exe” file properties in Explorer, then “VxKex” tab
  • Check “Enable VxKex for this program” and “Report a different version of Windows, Windows 10” checkboxes, Apply, OK
  • Run the game as usual
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Thank Goodness You’re Here! v1.5.0

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#4757 Thank Goodness You’re Here! v1.5.0


Genres/Tags: Adventure, Side, 2D
Companies: Coal Supper, Panic
Languages: RUS/ENG/MULTI11
Original Size: 851 MB
Repack Size: 470 MB

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Repack Features

  • Based on Thank.Goodness.Youre.Here-TENOKE ISO release: tenoke-thank.goodness.youre.here.iso (850,442,240 bytes)
  • Thank.Goodness.Youre.Here.Update.v1.5.0-TENOKE (40 MB) applied over
  • 100% Lossless & MD5 Perfect: all files are identical to originals after installation
  • NOTHING ripped, NOTHING re-encoded
  • Significantly smaller archive size (compressed from cumulative 851 to 470 MB)
  • Installation takes 1-2 minutes
  • After-install integrity check so you could make sure that everything installed properly
  • HDD space after installation: 808 MB
  • Language can be changed in game settings
  • Repack uses XTool library by Razor12911
  • At least 2 GB of free RAM (inc. virtual) required for installing this repack
Game Description
Thank Goodness You’re Here! is an absurd comedy slapformer set in the bizarre Northern English town of Barnsworth. As a traveling salesman, take the time to see the sights and meet the locals, who are very eager to give you a series of increasingly odd jobs…

After arriving early for a big meeting with the mayor of a bizarre Northern English town, a traveling salesman takes the time to explore and meet the locals, who are all very eager to give him a series of increasingly odd jobs… Thank Goodness You’re Here! is a comedy slapformer, which unfolds over time as the players’ exploration and antics leave their mark on the strange town of Barnsworth. With each completed odd job, new areas of the town open up, stranger and stranger tasks become available, and the clock ticks towards our salesman’s big meeting. The town’s colorful inhabitants are brought to life with vibrant hand-drawn animation, fully voiced dialogue, and wall-to-wall double entendres.

Game Features

  • Bold, beautiful visual design that seamlessly blends side-scrolling action vignettes with top-down exploration in a chock-a-block world
  • Progressively more involved and puzzling odd-jobs to complete: cut the grass, bake a pie, traverse the astral plane!
  • Hand-crafted animation and original story based on traditional Yorkshire folklore
  • Authentic regional dialects guaranteed to mek thi spit art thi tea laughin’
  • Oddly moving original soundtrack