Butchers Don’t Surf! will drive you crazy, but it will also have a lot of fun! In each match, launch the character from a cannon and try to go as far as possible in three rounds. Earn enough money and visit the store. Buy new cannons, equipment and weapons. Start a new match and try to get around the world! In addition, reach goals, complude the trials, earn medals, complete the missions. Play 100% of the game and earn the respect of the Butchers Don’t Surf community!

A strange object from space is causing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles start to move by themselves and cause roadkill on the roads. Planes, helicopters and other aircraft also begin to fly on their own. Meanwhile, wild animals are invading the cities and attacking the population. On a farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and start taking up arms. The owner of the farm is surrendered. The swines spot a monolith in the sky and plan to capture it. However, to reach it, it will be necessary to cross the aerial chaos. They get a cannon and launch the farmer, who is a retired Human cannonball, towards the object. They start training him to complete several missions.

When starting the first match, all you can do is launch the character from a catapult. In three rounds, try to reach the goal of 500 meters. Then go to the store and buy a trampoline. Start a new match and attempt 750 meters. Go back and buy a fan. Now get 1000 meters. Watch out for flying objects. Buy a gun or a belt that fires disintegration ray to get rid of the birds and planes. Also collect coins with the magnetic belt.

After purchasing the trampoline, a trial will be available on the medal board. Start the challenge, launch the character from a catapult and use the springboard to hit the target on the ground. Acquiring new equipment, cannons and guns, and increasing the record in matches, new evidence will appear. In total, there are 84 medals to be won.